Ding Dong Da Dawwg Is Gone

AKA Deputy Chief Joseph Alaimo

Wow, that must have cost him a hefty penalty in his retirement benefits, almost two years before his time.  He is not leaving until March… it can’t be too soon. March is a little early for fireworks, but da dawwg must have gotten word of the show and has decided to get the hell out of dodge before the real show begins.

I wonder if he thinks that when the sheeeeet, (to quote Eli Ramey), hits the fan his sudden departure is going to save him for any consequences? I DON’T THINK SO!

A quick little song…Bad boyz, Bad boyz, whatca gonna do, whatca gonna do when they come for you! CAN YOU HEAR THEM COMING?

The puff piece in the daily record of advertising, death, Dear Abby and horoscope, failed to mention da dawwg sorted past; you know loyal readers, where he and his family because of their indiscretions have cost the citizens of Methuen dearly.

What amused me the most was the fact that he just like little Joey Salvo are leaving $90,000+, a full fledged membership at the “all you eat rolling buffet”, for greener pastures. What could be greener?

After all he’s got police work in his blood.  So I am just guessing, but his new venture is going to be that of the real dog… McGruff the Crime Dog!  Sorry Joey Salvo, the legs in the suit are long, the suit is just too big for you. Perhaps we can make up a side kick for McGruff. Like Deputy Dawwg had Moochie… you can be Pouchie.  Now, if it were a donkey suit, we could accommodate both of you.

And remember DAWWG, just like Disney, the characters don’t speak.  So perhaps we will never know, the one thing we will know is you are gone but certainly not forgotten. We will all sit and wait for the other shoe to drop!

I do so hope that you have invested all your ill-gotten gains wisely, you know not in your name!  Because if indictments are passed out and convictions are forthcoming, your retirement is out the window. It is time to set an example, accountability I believe is what they call it!  METHUEN IS LONG OVERDUE.

I do understand that Bridgeboy Manzi is trying to do his best to save his trusty dawwg, whose wife just happens to be his executive secretary, but perhaps Bridgeboy is not aware, he is also on the usual suspects list.

DRAT, I hate when that happens, but I must admit, it could not have happened to better boyz.  We need yet another sidekick!  I’ll think on that… better still, blog me loyal readers and offer suggestions.

Blog me at Rumbonews.com, and give me some suggestions, information or a tongue lashing.  I can take it!